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United States of Tara · Season 1, Episode 2

Tara and Kate in “Aftermath”

Tara

[as Alice] What is it?

Kate

Just having a weird day.

Tara

Well, snap yourself out of it. We're here to have a nice dinner.

Kate

I don't wanna have a nice dinner.

Tara

Kate, I know you aren't fond of me, but I'm concerned about your development as a young woman, just like your mother. You're promiscuous. You aren't guarding your flower.

Kate

What do you want, Alice?

Tara

I want to let you know that even though I deeply disapprove of the way you carry yourself, your mother loves you very much.

Kate

[scoffs] Yeah?

Tara

Yes. She wants you to know she didn't mean to over react about those pills you brought home. She just doesn't want you being "intimate" at your age. Because she had you at 19 and that was quite a hardship.

Kate

I'm not a hardship. I'm awesome.

Tara

You're a graceless ingrate, ha.

Kate

You mean a slut? A girl who likes boys, who lets boys know she likes them? A girl who orgasm's, who moans and moans and screams in ecstasy? A girl who sucks and fucks, a girl with absolutely no back-door shyness?

Tara

That's it! I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap.

Kate

Ha ha! You've got to be kidding me.

Tara

[shoves liquid soap into Kate's face] Try me!

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