Ah. I will leave you to it.
No, you can stay.
You sure?
Yeah.
You know, sweetheart. I get it. When your mom passed away, it took me months to even look at her closet. So don't feel bad. And we're doing this.
From our second date, mini golf. Boy, did he cheat. Hole in one? I don't think so.
That's a lot of shot glasses.
He collected them. Branson, Yellowstone, Niagara Falls. The Vatican! This one was hard to find.
Oh.
He was obsessed with Donny Hathaway. His wings! After flight school graduation, they had this fancy ceremony, and then got wasted and punched the pins into each other's chests. Idiots!
I'm proud of you.
Why?
You opened the box. No tears.
Should I be more upset?
No. It means you're moving on.
Oh, my God, you think so?
No, I don't. I think you're still very sad.
No. I'm not.
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