(singing) If I had a hammer.
[Lizzie destroys the beer bottles with a hammer.]
(singing) I'd hammer in the morning.
Whatcha doing?
Making art.
For a minute there, I thought you were breaking beer bottles with a hammer.
I'm working on a mixed-media mosaic.
Ah. Why?
What do you want, Dad?
I need to ask a favor.
I'm listening.
I was hoping you could put together a slideshow about your brother. Maybe include some pictures of him and Al in there.
For the Veteran's Post thing?
Yeah.
You sure about this? Riley hates that kind of stuff.
Nah, he says he does, but once he gets up there onstage and he feels all that love and gratitude. He needs this. I sure never got an attaboy when I came back from Grenada.
'Cause no one knew you went or what it was.
That was a turning point in the Cold War.
It was more like the beach volleyball scene from Top Gun.
Come on, help me out here, will ya? Your brother's stuck, and we need to unstick him. You in or you out?
I'm in.
Thank you. Hey, can I try?
Oh, sure.
[Art destroys the beer bottles with a hammer.]
Yeah! I get it.
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