I don't want to fight you.
How about now?
No.
How about now?
Riley, you spilled my tea!
Oh, no! What are you gonna do about it?
This is a bad idea.
Why?!
Because I will lose!
Oh, with that attitude, you will.
No, with this body, I will.
Fight me, or I'll call your sister names.
Okay. That's it!
Yeah, man, this is my therapy. When I get mad, I do this. When I'm sad a little of that. When I don't know how to feel, a little bit of that.
Fine. If you insist, I will give it a try.
All right, step into my office. Here we go. Show me what you got. Harder. Harder!
I don't want to hurt you.
Oh, you're serious?
Now I kind of want to hurt you.
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