Lose something?
Don't worry about it.
Geez. Hope you find your manners in there. Why do you got so much stuff in your purse?
What am I, a guest on your podcast? I lost Michael's dog tags.
Oh... Well, okay, don't worry. They'll turn up.
Oh, yeah. Here they are.
Oh, really?
No.
Well, where'd you lose them?
I don't know. That's what "lost" means.
I'm surprised. I just never seen you take them off.
I don't. I had them on last night and I went to the party and then they must have fallen off somewhere.
Well, no problem. Where was this party?
It was out by Walnut Creek.
That's just woods. Who has a party in the woods?
Bad people. Who do you think?
All right. Let's go find them.
There's no way.
Not without assistance.
What do you mean?
I got a friend. Walk with me. Bertha, we need your help.
Your friend is a rifle?
That's Emily. Bertha's my metal detector. Hello, darling.
There's a reason you're not dating.
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