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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Jonny in “When Janet Met Jonny”

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I got my lovely, crunchy biscuits,

Hell I'll say it once more in case you missed it,

I ain't dunking no girl like a biscuit,

Never gonna change so don't try to twist it.

Yeah!

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