Jonny in “When Janet Met Jonny”

I aint gonna go and have a roll in the hay,

No way, I'll have a fig roll,

Ya dig bro?

Don't wanna go out having fun,

I stay at one with the borbon,

A hob nob, that's the only dog I'm dipping,

I ain't flippin, wanna cookie?

You be tripping.

The ho's say

'try my choc chip treats.'

That ain't sweet,

I ain't no piece of meat,

I want wafer,

You been away for a night,

With a she-dog,

You want a biscuit,

BUT DOG DONT GOT NONE, NO!