Megatron quotes from Transformers: Armada

Megatron

Ha ha! Look at those pathetic fools! They've all been buried alive.

Cyclonus

Uh, that's great, sir, but the Mini-Con is buried too!

Megatron

Then why don't you go and dig it out, you numbskull? Why is it I have to spell everything out for you?

Megatron

Hurry up! Destroy those Autobots! You will not escape my wrath!

Demolishor

We can't do that, Megatron! If we do, it'll give away our position!

Hot Shot

Man, that laugh of yours is really annoying. We take trespassing very seriously around here. So I suggest you all better leave, right now.

Megatron

Try and make us, if you dare.

Hot Shot

Hey, it's a tough job, but, uh, somebody's gotta do it.

Megatron

Yes, this is more like it, I'm going to pixelate every one of you Autobots.

Optimus

He's out of control.

Megatron

Now you will do as I say, hand over all your Mini-Cons to me, or I'll have no choice but to re-format your friend's memory bank.

Hot Shot

You... won't get anything from me!

Megatron

Then I'll have to execute your program.

Megatron

Demolishor!

Demolishor

Yes — at your service!

Megatron

Charge!

Demolishor

Who will you send in as my backup, sir?

Megatron

No one, you fool! You're on your own?

Demolishor

What about you, Megatron?'

Megatron

Uh, don't worry, I've got things to do.

Optimus

I'll take you on!

Scavenger

I wasn't sure until just now whether I would respond to your request. I made up my mind after witnessing that battle and seeing how pathetically you performed. You need all the help you can get. Still, I'm impressed that you would have a base here. It's perfect for a warp facility. Nice work, Megatron. Sometimes your intelligence surprises me.

Megatron

Spare me the cynicism. Calling you was a last resort, believe me. We must have that Star Saber. Can we count on your assistance, my friend? I'll be certain to make it worth your while.

Megatron

Lucky for us Scavenger is here to do all the digging, don't you think, Starscream? Otherwise, you'd be in there getting your hands dirty.

Starscream

Right! There's no way you'd catch me playing in the dirt like that.

Scavenger

If I had known I'd be the only one doing all the work down here, I would have never left Cybertron!

Megatron

Where is Scavenger when you need him?

Demolishor

There's no sign of him anywhere, Megatron sir!

Cyclonus

Probably ran away with his tail between his legs.

Starscream

I wouldn't put it past him.

Hot Shot

Are you gonna have a tea party or fight?!

Megatron

I never issued any order to evacuate, you fool! Fire! Snap out of it, men! Strafe that Autobot!

Demolishor

We don't stand a chance against the same sword that inflicted so much damage on you!

Cyclonus

Ahh, give him a break. He's still licking his wounds from the last battle! Hee hee hee...

Megatron

Is absolutely everyone trying to undermine me? [laser blast from Sideways almost hits him] AHH!

Hot Shot

The sword's stayin' with me, pal. Now get your microprocessors out here!

Megatron

[laughs] Want to play the hard way, do you? Well, suits me just fine. I'd love the chance to initialize your disc.

Hot Shot

It was a trap. I can't believe I didn't realize it until now.

Megatron

Which is why you, of all bots, don't deserve to possess the sword.

Demolishor

Still reeling from the shock of it all, are you, now? Why don't I help bring you back to reality! [begins stomping and kicking Hot Shot]

Cyclonus

I'd be glad to lend a hand!

Megatron

[laughs evilly] Give the Autobot some special Decepticon attention.

Megatron

...Do me a little favor: I need you to put that punk out of his misery!

Starscream

Yes, sir.

Scavenger

Stop right there. There's no need to finish him off.

Megatron

I'm fine, that is, long as I know that you are all right. I did it for you.

Demolishor

Oh, Megatron, sir.

Megatron

Scavenger, where will you go?

Scavenger

Does your wound still cause you pain?

Megatron

What?

Scavenger

It's amazing how fast you've healed...