Scavenger quotes from Transformers: Armada

Scavenger

Megatron, I've heard the rumors about these three assistants of yours. Some claim they are among the most fearsome of the Decepticons. So much for believing everything you hear.

Scavenger

What an arrogant cretin. I bet he's going to be the one that causes the downfall of the Decepticons...

Scavenger

How you made it this far I'll never know, but I think you owe Optimus a lot of gratitude.

Scavenger

You must first know yourself. Only then will you have a chance at defeating your opponent.

Scavenger

I don't like showing off, but I think you'll agree that that high-flying wacko needed to be grounded permanently.

Scavenger

It's boring talking about things that are in the past. It never does any good.

Scavenger

That complete lack of fear has served you well, Hot Shot.

Scavenger

I wasn't sure until just now whether I would respond to your request. I made up my mind after witnessing that battle and seeing how pathetically you performed. You need all the help you can get. Still, I'm impressed that you would have a base here. It's perfect for a warp facility. Nice work, Megatron. Sometimes your intelligence surprises me.

Megatron

Spare me the cynicism. Calling you was a last resort, believe me. We must have that Star Saber. Can we count on your assistance, my friend? I'll be certain to make it worth your while.

Starscream

Enough stalling! Your trip down memory lane has nothing to do with me or this battle!

Scavenger

You're right, Starscream. On with the battle. I'm looking forward to witnessing your little performance.

Starscream

Oh, this will be more than just a performance. And when I'm finished with him, I'm gonna do a little surgery on your mouth.

Megatron

Lucky for us Scavenger is here to do all the digging, don't you think, Starscream? Otherwise, you'd be in there getting your hands dirty.

Starscream

Right! There's no way you'd catch me playing in the dirt like that.

Scavenger

If I had known I'd be the only one doing all the work down here, I would have never left Cybertron!

Hot Shot

Your battling days are over!

Scavenger

Hahaha! I like a bot with a sense of humor!

Hot Shot

You know, for a great warrior, you're not half as tough as you think you are. So just keep out of my way, or else.

Scavenger

Hahahahaha!

Hot Shot

What's so funny?

Scavenger

I was laughing at your incompetence. You may have won this little skirmish, but you're still a rank amateur. So don't let this victory swell up your power core, because I'm not finished with you yet. Hide behind your little sword, but remember this: You don't have what it takes to use it to its full potential.

Hot Shot

Oh, yeah?!

Scavenger

You're just a waste of wires. [wanders off, laughing maniacally]

Megatron

...Do me a little favor: I need you to put that punk out of his misery!

Starscream

Yes, sir.

Scavenger

Stop right there. There's no need to finish him off.

Megatron

Scavenger, where will you go?

Scavenger

Does your wound still cause you pain?

Megatron

What?

Scavenger

It's amazing how fast you've healed...

Megatron

Optimus Prime! Today is the day the Decepticons destroy the Autobots!

Optimus

You're wrong again, Megatron, and we're going to prove it!

Smokescreen

And today you'll feel the power of the Autobot team!

Hot Shot

Let's do this!

Megatron

Keep talking, you underdogs. Victory will be mine today.

Scavenger

[yawns hugely]