Alexis quotes from Transformers: Armada

Alexis

I am totally surrounded by weirdos.

Alexis

Once I become President, I'll change all that, you'll see! I'll put an end to the misuse of public property, and THEN I'll work on saving the environment, and I'll end world hunger.

Alexis

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Alexis

Looks like you two have something in common, Carlos! Scavenger must like taking naps as much as you. He even snores like you do.

Alexis

Camping! Gimmie a break. No hot showers, no electricity, and besides I heard it's going to rain all weekend.

Alexis

This is the most beautiful sound I've ever heard in my life.

Alexis

Hey, guys, would you put a lid on it? We're having a moment over here!

Megatron

You have something of mine.

Alexis

We have what?

Megatron

Give it back immediately, or you shall suffer the consequences.

Rad

Oh...great.

Megatron

I have given you your chance, Earthling.

Alexis

Aah!

Rad

Ugh! Are you sure this is the right car for the job?

Alexis

This road is a little bumpy!

Rad

My teeth are rattling so much they're gonna bounce right out of my head!

Alexis

Stop talking or else you'll bite your tongue!

Rad

OW! I just did!

Hot Shot

What's the problem? I haven't even taken out of first gear yet.

Alexis

You mean you can go faster?!

Rad

I feel a whole lot safer on my BMX!

Alexis

I can't find the brake pedals!

Rad

You mean there's no way to stop?!

Hot Shot

I'm really gonna open up now! Hold on!

Alexis

How can we go any faster than this?

Rad

Why did I ever come along to this crazy ride?!

Carlos

Hey, I got an idea! OK, let's scare it! That'll wake it up for sure.

Rad

So how you gonna do that?

Carlos

Huh, good point. Wait, I got another idea! How about we throw a bucket of water on it!

Alexis

Great plan! While we're at it, why don't I throw a bucket of cold water on your head too?

Carlos

Come on, Alexis; I was just pulling his leg!

Alexis

Hey, nothing like ice water for clearing out the cobwebs. So next time you're woken up from a comfy sleep by some ice-water in the face, remember who thought of it first!

Rad

And that girl we saw was...

Alexis

It's just a hologram! I hope you're not disappointed.

Rad

No! Of course not.

Alexis

Yeah, like I'm buying that one, Rad.

Rad

Hey, would you just get off my case already?

Alexis

Hmph!

Alexis

Boys. Huh.

Rad

What is she talking about?!

They're fighting to protect the universe!

Red Alert

Alexis, we really missed you out there.

Smokescreen

I agree!

Optimus

Well, it's nice to see everyone back together again.

Alexis

[manages weak smile]

Optimus

Thatta girl.

Fred

Oh, you're hard as steel. I still have some work to do on this bad boy.

Billy

Geez, sometimes I'm sure the guy leaves his brains at home.

Carlos

You know you're not gonna shape up until you stop scarfing up all that junk.

Billy

Yeah, like that will ever happen.

Alexis

He's an eating machine.