The fake check trick works every fuckin' time. Basically, you figure out how much something costs, you just fill out one of the old man's checks like this, and that way if you get caught, you just say everybody who's gonna pay. I mean, mall cops are really dumb compared to real cops. It's gonna be easy. And worst case Ontario, if you get caught, you just cancel the check. You never have to pay. It's awesome!
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