I can't believe Julian bailed me out. I mean, he knows how cool it is in jail at Christmas, and he ruined it anyways! Julian's up to something, I fuckin' know he is!
[The guard getting Ricky's things out of a storage room passes out, knocking over a shelf with a crash]
Jesus Christ. Dougie! Fuckin' Chris passed out again!
[Ricky walks into the storage room and grabs his coat, the other guard walks in]
I told you man, he's drinking rum and smoking weed! Keep him on the hash. Can't smoke weed and drink rum!
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