[Jim Lahey gets on the podium to make his speech]
Test...[microphone feedback]...test...test...
GET OFF THE STAGE, YOU DRUNK BASTARD!
[Jim's courage falters, but a moment later, Randy shows up to give his support]
Who in this park - or even, who in the whole world - doesn't have problems? Who doesn't have a drink too many times once in a while, and maybe even winds up passed out in their own driveway pissing themselves, huh? I'm being serious. Or who doesn't have a--a little puff from time to time? Or who doesn't have problems [looks at Randy] with the people they love? Randy...everybody...now I apologize for my neglect of the things that are most important to me. I'm sorry...I'm sorry. 'Cause this park...is the most important thing in my life, and it always will be, and so will all of you! 'Cause this is our home. This is our COMMUNITY! ...I'm Jim Lahey, and I am your trailer park supervisor. Thanks for coming...Randy...everybody.
[Randy starts clapping. Everyone else gathered also erupts into cheers and applause.]
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