Birgit and Angela Merkel in “Unfinished Business”

OK, it is time for the video chatten.

Ah, yeah, you know who I should call? Emmanuel Macron. Very important German-Franco issues to cover. It's very pressing.

But, Mein Chancellor, you have Skyped him five times this morning.

Well, we have much to discuss, and his eye for the mature sex machine is of no relevance. None.

You know who you must sprechen ze with, and you can't put it off one minuten longer.

No! I don't want to talk to Herr Trump! He hates me and I hate him more, and not like you see in the romen-kommen just before they start kissing.