Philip May, Theresa May and others in “Unfinished Business”

That came for you. More shoes?

Yes. Buying shoes is my way of relieving stress. That and closing libraries. If only we could get a trade deal from somewhere, Philip. Something that could really rally the country and shut Boris up for five minutes.

It is an awfully big box.

Yes, they use so much packaging. Pull here. And

Witch hunt!

Oh, Mr President. What a pleasant... shock.

I thought, hey, why don't I do a practice run to the united England? I wanted to avoid the crowds of people in the streets who all love me. After this, you can post me to the North Korea summit. I'm not going to the summit! I am going to the summit. I am going and I'm not going to the summit.

So you came all the way in this box? Was it a good journey?

It was tremendous. I watched Black Panther on my phone. You know, I truly believe that if I had been in that fight on that waterfall, for the Kingdom of Wakanda, I would have won it very easily. A very popular king. The best king. Oh, what's that? Is that the Brexit button? Can I push it?

No, don't. That calls the SAS, so best not to.

You know what? Since he's here

Oh, that's a good idea, Philip. Donald, we would love for you to sign this, it's just a little trade deal to show the world that Brexit isn't a slow, creeping catastrophe. Sorry, it's a HUGE trade deal.

Ooh!

The biggest one of all time.

Oh, OK. Well, I'll sign it. But first, let's talk about me. Who am I going to golf with when I come here? I mean, not you. You're not famous. (indicating Philip) And you're not hot. (indicating Theresa)

We did speak to a number of golfing celebrities about that, but they say they're washing their hair.

All of them?

No, some of them said they were dead.

Listen, I'm sure that a lot of people would love to play golf with you, and as soon as you sign this, we can call more of them.

Uh Wait, I want to threaten nuclear war with North Korea real quick. (Tweets on phone) I'm bored. What are we doing now?

Well, um, you're signing this trade deal.

No, I mean tonight. What do you guys do on the weekend?

I like to stay in and then I go to church.

Sometimes you mix things up a bit.

Yes, I go to church and then I stay in.

I don't believe in God. I am very religious.