And this is our psychiatric ward.
Oh. Can you smoke in here?
I'm afraid not.
Well, no wonder they're all going mad!
This is one of our patients. This is Mr Hollis.
Hello. You're a bit crackers, are you?
Well, I...
I tell you what really helps - a good, strong gin. I'd be climbing the walls if I didn't have one of those at 11am everyday. It's medicinal.
Could we offer you a tea, maybe? Or a coffee?
No, not for me.
Some water?
I can't drink water. Fish fuck in it! That's what I always say. Oh, I'll take some of these, though. [Camilla takes a handful of sugar cubes off a tray] The horses bloody love them!
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