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S1 E15

Tracey Ullman's Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Doctor, Camilla Parker Bowles and others in “Unfinished Business”

Doctor

And this is our psychiatric ward.

Camilla Parker Bowles

Oh. Can you smoke in here?

Doctor

I'm afraid not.

Camilla Parker Bowles

Well, no wonder they're all going mad!

Doctor

This is one of our patients. This is Mr Hollis.

Camilla Parker Bowles

Hello. You're a bit crackers, are you?

Mr Hollis

Well, I...

Camilla Parker Bowles

I tell you what really helps - a good, strong gin. I'd be climbing the walls if I didn't have one of those at 11am everyday. It's medicinal.

Doctor

Could we offer you a tea, maybe? Or a coffee?

Camilla Parker Bowles

No, not for me.

Doctor

Some water?

Camilla Parker Bowles

I can't drink water. Fish fuck in it! That's what I always say. Oh, I'll take some of these, though. [Camilla takes a handful of sugar cubes off a tray] The horses bloody love them!

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