Angela Merkel and Birgit in “Unfinished Business”

Well? What did she say?

Not much.

Did she talk about me?

Not really.

Did she want the beige cheeks and the poufy hair?

She has a very strong accent, I didn't really understand.

I should probably try and be nicer to her, after all, Scotland did want to stay with us. Maybe we could be friends.

Ja.

Was ist das?

She gave me a Loch Ness Monster fridge magnet. Actually, it's three magnets that fit together to make one monster. It's very clever. Do you want it for your collection?

No. What else did she give you?

I think she might have offered me a job.

What?! I knew it. I'm going give that woman a Glasgow kiss.

Angela! Please!

If she wants independence, I'll make her head independent from her body.

Angela, I don't want everybody fighting over me.