Rupert Grint and Judi Dench in “Unfinished Business”

What's this?

It was awful! Somebody came over and did such terrible damage to your tablet!

Well, who was it?

An extra, I think. I wanted to shout, but I couldn't. I was quite afraid.

Unbelievable. You know, the same thing happened to Rickman and Cumberbatch.

Yes, that was very unfortunate.

Both on days they were working with you...

Well, I'm sure you're not suggesting it could have been me. I'm a national treasure, I would hardly break all your devices just for the thrill of getting away with it!

[chuckles] No. No, of course not. Sorry.

It was an unfortunate accident.

Yeah. It's backed up. My laptop was in my trailer, that's got my whole life on it. So as long as no-one sets that on fire...!

Oh, God forbid! The plume of smoke would be seen for miles around. Will you tell the director I'll be right back?