Linda and Director in “Unfinished Business”

Hello, I'm Linda Granger, and I am one-hundred percent drug free. I've kicked Quaaludes, cocaine, the Big H, black beauties, pot, hash, white crosses, opium, peyote, glue --

This is only a fifteen second spot, Miss Granger. I don't think we have enough time for all of your abuses.

But each one of them is such an important part of my struggle. Um, okay, I got an idea. [Singing] I've kicked... Librium, and Eskatrol , Dexedrine, and Valium, Pemadam, and Percocets, Seconals, and Tuinals, cocaine, Quaaludes, opium, peyote, and hash!

That's great!

[Laughs] Oh, I forgot amyl nitrite.