Pisher Ticket Taker and Ruby in “Unfinished Business”

Ma'am, Monsterplex is a family chain of neighborhood movie theaters. We do not allow cigarettes or liquor into any of our auditoriums. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

You're showing the devil with a bunch of buck naked teachers on a merry-go-round, and I can't have a cocktail and a smoke?! Someone tell me I'm asleep and I'm just dreaming I'm on the planet of the assholes! Just give me my money and I'll too-da-loo outta here.

I'm sorry, ma'am, but your money has already been entered into our computers but we can issue you a coupon good for readmission.

[Incredulous] Readmission? I'd rather be readmitted to Sing Sing.