Tower Prep · Season 1
That doesn't mean you and that temper of yours have to charge in swinging.
So I'm supposed to watch him push around other kids and do nothing?
No. You tell a teacher or you tell us.
Are you telling me to change who I am?
You haven't even begun to realize who you are.
[About Ian's loud music] You want to turn that down, please?
Not really.
Ian! Headphones! Please!
So. Headmaster. Is that it? Just one name, like Pink, Rhianna?
Headmaster: Staff here are addressed by their titles. Science, Math. I think you already met Coach. Keeps things simple, yet respectful.
What are those things? Guards?
Possibly. No one's ever come back to say.
We call them Gnomes,'cause we don't like to think about what they really might be.
I was talking online to that Whisper voice, then I heard this...buzzing in my headphones, and then I wound up here.
I can beat that. I was leaving a meeting with my parole officer, and um...
Wow. What'd you do?
...Misunderstanding. Anyway, I got into the elevator, and all of a sudden that, that buzzing sound started drowning out the music, and the next thing I knew, I woke up in class listening to a lecture on Pre-Columbian History. In German.
Headmaster didn't appreciate your message.
Well, we're even. I don't appreciate his school.
Hey, Ian! Know what we just heard? That Gnome helmet they found on the flagpole took ten guys to get it off its head.
Yeah, I heard they were sending it over to Area 51 for reverse engineering. Hey girls, you know I'd love to stay and hang with you right now, but I'm meeting Coach in, like, five, and there's no way you can keep up with
The man said power through!
You knew Whisper 23 was about to harm us. You caused the power surge to protect us. Thank You Whisper.
In order to reboot Whisper 119, we need to trip these switches simultaneously. Ready? I'll count to three.
Great... W-w-w-wait! One, two go, or one two three go?
Gabe!
You're right, just say now.
Ian, where did you find this component?
Okay, you know what? Whisper! It's not a big deal okay, Headmaster told us we should use it for an art project!
Sorry Gabriel. Your Hypersuasion skills are ineffective on me.
Okay, you know what, for the last time, Whisper my name is Gabe, never Gabriel, okay I don't go around calling you Whisp!
Too bad. Everything I've learned in life I've learned from Buffer.
Ha! Everything I've learned in life comes from begging people not to beat me up.
Yeah, we got into this thing out in the woods. Cal and three of his buddies. Then the gnomes showed up and chased them off.
Cal Rice fought off the gnomes?
How does got chased off get turned into fought off?
What are Rooks?
What are Rooks! Only the most slammin' fraternity at Tower Prep! Only the coolest of the cool are tapped to join. I'm tellin' you, the Rooks are sick! Wait, you said they were in our dorm?
Yeah.
Oh my God, they were probably trying to find me to come tap me in!
What are you doing?
What am I doing, what are you doing? You look like Velma from Scooby Doo!
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