A character in Tower Prep
Played by Drew Van Acker
Tower Prep · 38 quotes
Most-quoted character in Tower Prep: in 11 of its 38 quotes
Most scenes with: Gabe Forrest (5)
Ian ArcherSo. Headmaster. Is that it? Just one name, like Pink, Rhianna?
Headmaster: Staff here are addressed by their titles. Science, Math. I think you already met Coach. Keeps things simple, yet respectful.
Ian ArcherYou knew Whisper 23 was about to harm us. You caused the power surge to protect us. Thank You Whisper.
That doesn't mean you and that temper of yours have to charge in swinging.
Ian ArcherSo I'm supposed to watch him push around other kids and do nothing?
No. You tell a teacher or you tell us.
Ian ArcherAre you telling me to change who I am?
You haven't even begun to realize who you are.
[About Ian's loud music] You want to turn that down, please?
Ian ArcherNot really.
Ian! Headphones! Please!
Ian ArcherWhat are those things? Guards?
Possibly. No one's ever come back to say.
We call them Gnomes,'cause we don't like to think about what they really might be.
Ian ArcherI was talking online to that Whisper voice, then I heard this...buzzing in my headphones, and then I wound up here.
I can beat that. I was leaving a meeting with my parole officer, and um...
Ian ArcherWow. What'd you do?
...Misunderstanding. Anyway, I got into the elevator, and all of a sudden that, that buzzing sound started drowning out the music, and the next thing I knew, I woke up in class listening to a lecture on Pre-Columbian History. In German.
Headmaster didn't appreciate your message.
Ian ArcherWell, we're even. I don't appreciate his school.
Hey, Ian! Know what we just heard? That Gnome helmet they found on the flagpole took ten guys to get it off its head.
Ian ArcherYeah, I heard they were sending it over to Area 51 for reverse engineering. Hey girls, you know I'd love to stay and hang with you right now, but I'm meeting Coach in, like, five, and there's no way you can keep up with
Ian ArcherYeah, we got into this thing out in the woods. Cal and three of his buddies. Then the gnomes showed up and chased them off.
Cal Rice fought off the gnomes?
Ian ArcherHow does got chased off get turned into fought off?
Ian ArcherWhat are Rooks?
What are Rooks! Only the most slammin' fraternity at Tower Prep! Only the coolest of the cool are tapped to join. I'm tellin' you, the Rooks are sick! Wait, you said they were in our dorm?
Ian ArcherYeah.
Oh my God, they were probably trying to find me to come tap me in!
What are you doing?
Ian ArcherWhat am I doing, what are you doing? You look like Velma from Scooby Doo!
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