Gabe Forrest quotes from Tower Prep

Ian Archer

What are those things? Guards?

Possibly. No one's ever come back to say.

Gabe Forrest

We call them Gnomes,'cause we don't like to think about what they really might be.

Ian Archer

I was talking online to that Whisper voice, then I heard this...buzzing in my headphones, and then I wound up here.

Gabe Forrest

I can beat that. I was leaving a meeting with my parole officer, and um...

Ian Archer

Wow. What'd you do?

Gabe Forrest

...Misunderstanding. Anyway, I got into the elevator, and all of a sudden that, that buzzing sound started drowning out the music, and the next thing I knew, I woke up in class listening to a lecture on Pre-Columbian History. In German.

In order to reboot Whisper 119, we need to trip these switches simultaneously. Ready? I'll count to three.

Great... W-w-w-wait! One, two go, or one two three go?

Gabe!

You're right, just say now.

Ian, where did you find this component?

Okay, you know what? Whisper! It's not a big deal okay, Headmaster told us we should use it for an art project!

Sorry Gabriel. Your Hypersuasion skills are ineffective on me.

Gabe Forrest

Okay, you know what, for the last time, Whisper my name is Gabe, never Gabriel, okay I don't go around calling you Whisp!

Too bad. Everything I've learned in life I've learned from Buffer.

Gabe Forrest

Ha! Everything I've learned in life comes from begging people not to beat me up.

Ian Archer

Yeah, we got into this thing out in the woods. Cal and three of his buddies. Then the gnomes showed up and chased them off.

Cal Rice fought off the gnomes?

Ian Archer

How does got chased off get turned into fought off?

Ian Archer

What are Rooks?

Gabe Forrest

What are Rooks! Only the most slammin' fraternity at Tower Prep! Only the coolest of the cool are tapped to join. I'm tellin' you, the Rooks are sick! Wait, you said they were in our dorm?

Ian Archer

Yeah.

Gabe Forrest

Oh my God, they were probably trying to find me to come tap me in!

What are you doing?

Ian Archer

What am I doing, what are you doing? You look like Velma from Scooby Doo!