Everyone's on stand-by. It's red alert, riot gear and everything, all ready to mobilize, except no one's saying why. What's going on?
I can't tell you.
I am the police!
Right now, I need you to drive this car, and if I told you...
What? Well c'mon then, what? [Gwen doesn't answer] Don't you bloody hate people who don't finish their sentences?
Hey, she's pregnant.
Oh, thank you. Who's "she" when she's at home?
[surprised] Bloody hell fire! Who's the father?
Oh, I'm slapping you, yet!
It's Torchwood. That's what did it. They give you Retcon and chemicals and radiation and god knows what. The bloody Pill didn't stand a chance. That's what Torchwood does, you see... it ruins your life.
How is it ruined?
You want to have kids in a world like this, Rhys?
You're not getting rid of it!
Is that right?
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