[reading new challenge] "You will drive your cars to Namibia through the Okavango Delta."
That's the really big wildlife place... [makes a gesture with his arms]
In the Okavango, you will encounter many deadly animals, including lions, leopards, cheetahs, hyenas, wild dogs, hippos, Black rhino and crocodile. [short pause] Bird snakes, shield-nosed snakes, puff adders, boomslang, cobras, banded cobras, black mambas, black widows and thick-tailed scorpions.
What about the honey badger?
The what?
The honey badger.
That's the least scary sounding animal in the world.
A honey badger does not kill you to eat you, it tears off your testicals.
It does not!
Why's it called the honey badger?
Exactly!
That's what's made it angry.
Why isn't it called "the badger of death?"
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