Jeremy in “February 6th, 2011”

[having replaced a Bentley with a Yugo "for complicated reasons"]

It is the most expensive penis of the three, two hundred twenty thousand pounds, and from where I'm sitting, it's hard to see why.

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[bouncing up and down] This has to be the least refined car I've ever driven. This is simply intolerable. Two hundred twenty thousand pounds for this!