Carla in “July 26th, 2009”

[Carla Bruni's song about Marina]

My heart is sore

My Marina is no more

It was the 1.8

With the optional rear armrest

And now those Top Gear wazzocks

Have dropped a piano on its roof

I hate James May

And the other two

But mainly James May

I want my Morris back

[cuts to James May laughing]