[After James has done a lap with a St Bernard dog in the car]
Jeremy
Oh, that is a miserable-looking dog.
Richard
Aww! It's making me sad just looking at him!
James
[indignantly] That's his normal face!
Jeremy
That's the saddest-looking spectacle I've ever seen, and it's your fault. If you're from the RSPCA, write to us at 'James May is a Bastard, BBC Top Gear, London'.
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