[on the last service bills of their classic luxury cars]
James
What was yours?
Jeremy [hands his bill over to James]: Read it and weep, that's the last service bill.
James [meets him with disbelief]: Ehhh?! Fifte-.. [bursts out laughing] I misread that at first - 15 thousand...
Jeremy
Yeah, and...
James
15,950 Pounds and 59 pence.
Jeremy
Yes, 15,900 Pounds for a service.
James
Was that...
Jeremy
There was quite a lot needed doing, if I'm honest...
James
What did he do? Buy you a Golf? [starts laughing again]
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