Can I just say, when we were 50 miles from Oslo we were neck in neck. Okay? Absolutely neck in neck. I made it to Oslo, flew home and was half way through supper before these guys arrivved at the finishing point. That's how badly it went wrong for them!
Well, I have to say it wasn't the end, we don't even know what that place was called.
A town. No idea.
No idea.
Just a place.
Freezing cold.
Yes.
Nobody spoke English to us.
No.
And we had no money.
No! And then there was a cash point and, that was unbelievable, it said 5000 kroner. Well how much is that? Do I buy a pencil sharpener or a car with that? And all I know is that's more than he [May] had because when he asked for that it said insufficient funds available. Which didn't go down well.
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