Richard and Jeremy in “December 7th, 2003”

As we stand here, both of these cars are slowly sinking into the floor. They're that heavy.

So if I were to say to you, "OK, I'm going to shave your poodle... "

Right.

"... unless you tell me which one you'd have."

[looks at a loss]

Which one or the poodle's bald.

... Bring on the razor, mate, I'm afraid.