Richard and Jeremy in “November 9th, 2003”

This whole survey throws up some fascinating stuff. Like the Porsche 911. A favorite car of mine, known for its... somewhat scary handling sometimes. Ninety-six percent of 911 owners in this survey claim to be absolutely satisfied with their car's handling, which is very good. It leaves four percent, and they probably were entirely satisfied with the handling of their 911 right up until they hit the tree. Then they changed their mind.

Yeah, but think of it this way. The people who got their bone marrow and their eyes are very satisfied with the handling of the 911.