I do realize the enormity of the challenge I face, which is why I have gone for the fastest car in the world. Here it is. [gestures to blue Toyota Corolla]
It's a Toyota Corolla.
Yes it is.
It's a 1.8 litre Toyota Corolla.
Engine size is irrelevant, James, because do you know what makes this so fast? Look in the window. [camera zooms in on Avis Preferred Service tag on mirror] I've rented it!
Oh no.
Yes. And this is the thing, with the Bugatti Veyron sometimes you're using 15 horsepower, sometimes you're only using ten. This, you've got 140 horsepower from the moment you start it up to the moment you crash it.
Did you pick up one of those, what do they call them, collision damage waiver forms?
No, I picked up six.
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