[voiceover] Meanwhile, I'd caught up with the idiots, but I couldn't get past due to a railway network design fault.
Even here, we're stuck behind caravans!
[voiceover] If I'm honest, though, that wasn't the most immediate problem.
[the camera angle adjusts to show that a passenger is using the Scum Class's external toilet seat]
Oh, for God's sake! Oh, this is really bad. A member of the working classes is taking a dump in full view of the editor of Railway Express Magazine. [the group are promptly rained on by the man's urine] Oh, whoa! No! Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm very sorry about this! I can't just keep driving along like this. I'm backing off.
[voiceover] I decided to go back in search of some points where I could change tracks.
I do apologize. I do apologize!
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