[driving in Majorca]
[voiceover] Mind you, it wasn't exactly plain sailing for me either.
[on a motorway at rush hour] Come on please, traffic, please, please, how can they have a rush hour in Majorca? Nobody does anything. Get up, throw a donkey off a tower block, sit in a plastic chair by the side of the road, go to bed. Where does a rush hour come from in that?
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