[During the opening sequence]
Tonight, on new serious Top Gear, James catches fire, Richard knocks something over, and I crash a Reliant Robin into a lamp post.
“June 27th, 2010” · Season 15, Episode 1
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (3), James May (2)
[On the Stig]
Some say that his discharge is luminous, and that even as we speak, he is appearing on the main stage at Glastonbury performing his most famous hit, Superstition. All we know is, he's called the Stig!
[During the News]
Everybody, good news! Wait, it's better than you think! The new Dacia Duster is coming to the UK! (Crowd cheers and applauses)
[During the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car segment]
NRNick Robinson
Wow, I like the smell of burning rubber. God, it's addictive!
I don't believe that, the most exciting thing I've ever seen and some idiot at Television Centre cut to an advertisement for a stupid little Korean hatchback.
It's a good job ITV didn't cover the moon landings. 10 foot. BEEP. Five foot. BEEP. [singing] If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit...
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