[The Franks had found a Saturn sticker on the floor]
F1Frank #1
Hey, look what I found.
[Frank #2 looks at the Saturn sticker. Frank #1 decided to put the sticker on the back of Claude's head]
F2Frank #2
What are you doing, Frank?
[Frank #1 tiptoes and puts the Saturn sticker on Claude's back head. Claude turns and sees the Franks giggling]
What's so funny? [Charles, Nora and Doris laugh at Claude too] What?!
Frank put Saturn on the back of your head. [giggles]
Saturn? (What are you talking about?)
[Claude turns around and can't find the Saturn sticker. Doris, Charles and Nora laugh at him again until Claude takes off the Saturn sticker]
[to the Franks; angrily] Very funny.
[The Franks pretend to sneeze and blow Yoko's paper chrysanthemum]
F1Frank #1 and Frank #2
Ah-choo!
[gasps] Oh, you ruined my flower!
F1Frank #1
I must have a cold.
F2Frank #2
I must have a cold too.
[The Franks begin to laugh.]
[Timothy and Yoko angrily watches the Franks walk away]
[The Franks put two pipe cleaner caterpillars on Doris' head]
F1Frank #1
Did you see that, Frank?
F2Frank #2
It looks like a caterpillar.
F1Frank #1
It looks like two caterpillars.
[gasps] Caterpillar?! (What caterpillars?) WHERE?!
F1Frank #1
[off-screen] They're not on the ground.
[The Franks snicker as Doris looks for the pipe cleaner caterpillars]
F1Frank #1 and Frank #2
[laughing] On your head!
[Doris looks up and freaks out]
I'D HATE CREEPY CRAWLIES!!
[The Franks laugh so hard as Doris gets the pipe cleaner caterpillars out of her head]
F1Frank #1
[laughing] They're not real caterpillars.
F2Frank #2
[laughing] They are the pipe cleaner caterpillars.
[angrily] You (almost) scared me!
[Just before Charles and Nora could jump into the leaf pile, the Franks are pretended to be tornadoes]
F2Frank #2
TORNADO COMING!
[Charles and Nora quickly run away before the Franks could destroy their leaf pile. The Franks begin to laugh as the leaves fly by]
[sighs sadly] Our leaf pile!
[to the Franks; angrily] You've ruined it!
F1Frank #1
It wasn't a real tornado.
F2Frank #2
[giggles] It was a Frank tornado!
[Grace is painting a picture of herself]
It's going to be perfect.
[The painting of Grace is almost finished. The Frank twins have decided to play a prank on her]
F1Frank #1
Do you want some help?
F2Frank #2
I can hold the (orange) paint for you, while you finish you picture.
[gives him the orange paint] Oh, all right.
[Grace uses a paintbrush and adds some orange paint to finish the picture. To play the "paint prank" on Grace, Frank #1 gives Frank #2 a can of green paint. Frank #2 gives the orange paint to his brother Frank #1. Frank #1 hides the orange paint behind his back. While Frank #2 is holding the green paint, Grace adds some green paint. Not knowing that it is green paint, she thinks that she still has the orange paint. Then the scene reveals to showing Grace's portrait face --which she just painted-- having green paint on it. When Grace finds out that she had used the green paint on her picture, she then gasps when she finds green paint on her picture.]
[Grace looks at her picture. The Franks begin to laugh after they pranked her. Grace sees one look of the green paint that Frank #2 is holding then one look at her picture. Then the scene cuts to the now-destroyed picture. Grace's picture is completely ruined thanks to the Franks who wrecked it by their prank. The scene cuts to Grace who looks hurt. But then her hurt expression turns into an outrage.]
[enraged after the prank] YOU'VE WRECKED IT!
[Grace completed with her glaring at the Franks who pranked her with the green paint making her think it was orange paint when it was really green. Finding the Franks's prank not funny, Grace now is furious about their pranks and she off-screen vows to get revenge on them]
Is everybody ready for square dancing?
Okay then, everybody find a partner.
[Everyone expect the Franks went to find a partner]
F1Frank #1 and Frank #2
Huh?
F2Frank #2
I don't want to be your partner! You squirted water in my face!
F1Frank #1
I do not want to be your partner! You put squeeze cheese on my chair!
F1Frank #1 and Frank #2
Mrs. Jenkins?
F1Frank #1
Nobody wants to be my partner.
F2Frank #2
Nobody wants to be my partner either, Mrs. Jenkins. [looks at his brother]
F1Frank #1 and Frank #2
Not even Frank.
Nobody wants to be your partner because we don't like your mean jokes!
F1Frank #1
But we were just having fun (today, Fritz).
F2Frank #2
Yeah, we were just having fun (today).
[about Frank #1 and Frank #2's pranks] Well, maybe you were having fun! But we weren't!
[Nora and Fritz walk away from the Franks cause they don't wanna to dance with them. Not even anyone else wants to dance with Frank #1 or Frank #2]
Well, Frank and Frank, it looks as though your funny business has gotten the two of you into quite a mess.
[The Franks look at each other and sigh sadly]
F1Frank #1 and Frank #2
[off-screen] Mrs. Jenkins?
[Frank #1 whispers through Mrs. Jenkins' ear]
All right. [to the students] Frank and Frank have something they'd like to say, everyone.
[Fritz, Yoko, Lilly, Doris and Timothy walks to the Frank twins because they have something to say to all of them when they played some practical pranks on them]
F1Frank #1
[to Frank #2] You before me, you first.
F2Frank #2
[to Frank #1] You before me, you first.
F1Frank #1
[aplogizing everyone in the school for pranking them all day] I'm sorry.
F2Frank #2
[also aplogizing everyone in the school for pranking them all day] I am sorry, too.
F1Frank #1
[off-screen] We were just trying to be funny (today).
We like your funny jokes and riddles.
Yeah. But not jokes that are mean.
I don't want to learn how to read.
Because if I do, Mama won't read stories to me anymore. She says I'll be reading all by myself.
That's what she told me last night.
[At the school library.]
LMrs. Lightfoot
And this is where our science and nature books are.
LMrs. Lightfoot
Are there any questions? [Doris raise her hand up] Yes, Doris.
Do you have any books about spiders?
LMrs. Lightfoot
Yes, indeed we do. [off-screen] Several of them, in fact.
[groans in disgust] I'm not going to borrow any of those!
[Timothy, Yoko, Fritz and Nora laugh]
Aren't you going to borrow any books, Nora?
I'd rather spin the globe.
What about my B-day cake, Mama?
YSYoko's Mom
Your party is on Saturday, Cherry Blossom. [giggles] It's a bit too soon to bake your cake.
[talking about the Gift Gallery] I just want to get something special for Yoko's birthday. They have very nice things there.
The things there cost a lot of money.
Well, not really, Nora. This week we needed to get you a soccer uniform, needed to get you a new wheel for your bike, and Jack needed a new stroller. But now, I still have to buy our groceries.
So, we can't go the gift gallery?
I am sorry. But we do not have the extra money sugar snap.
F2Frank #2
Look, I made eye holes.
F1Frank #1
[laughing] I'm going to do that too!
[The head from Frank #1's figure come off after Frank #1 accidentally cuts it off]
F1Frank #1
Oh, no! [picks up the figure's head]
F2Frank #2
Mrs. Jenkins, Frank's head came off!
Don't worry, there's a quick fix. We'll just tape it back on.
[Later, the head from Frank #1's figure is completely fixed thanks to Mrs. Jenkins]
F1Frank #1
Hey! It's Frankenstein!
F1Frank #1
Thank you, Mrs. J.
You're welcome, Frank. [walks away]
[Frank #1 roars like Frankenstein as his brother laughs in joy]
[explains about his model] This is my heart and lungs. And all my thinking goes up here in my brain.
[After Nora sees what Fritz made in his craft model --which was body parts-- she says...!]
[stinks --pinches-- her nose in disgust] EW!
[Nora thinks her team mate --Fritz-- was being sickening. But Mrs. Jenkins still like it.]
