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Timothy Goes to School · Season 1, Episode 15

Frank #1, Frank #2 and others in “Unfinished Business”

[The Franks put two pipe cleaner caterpillars on Doris' head]

F1Frank #1

Did you see that, Frank?

F2Frank #2

It looks like a caterpillar.

F1Frank #1

It looks like two caterpillars.

Doris

[gasps] Caterpillar?! (What caterpillars?) WHERE?!

F1Frank #1

[off-screen] They're not on the ground.

[The Franks snicker as Doris looks for the pipe cleaner caterpillars]

Doris

WHERE ARE THEY?!

F1Frank #1 and Frank #2

[laughing] On your head!

[Doris looks up and freaks out]

Doris

I'D HATE CREEPY CRAWLIES!!

[The Franks laugh so hard as Doris gets the pipe cleaner caterpillars out of her head]

F1Frank #1

[laughing] They're not real caterpillars.

F2Frank #2

[laughing] They are the pipe cleaner caterpillars.

Doris

[angrily] You (almost) scared me!

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