Scenes with Doris 37
[The bus stops at Doris' house]
[off-screen] There you go, Doris.
DorisThanks, Henry.
Doris
[off-screen] Bye.
[Henry gets on his bus. Horace and Morris ride their bicycles doing ramp tricks]
F1Frank #1
Yeah. That was neat.
[Horace and Morris ride past Henry's bus]
F1Frank #1 and Frank #2
Let's do it!
Uh, uh, uh. Those boys are much bigger than you guys. Bike tricks like that are only for very experienced riders. All righty?
TFTimothy, Frank #1 and Frank #2
All righty.
[Timothy and the Franks sit on their bus seats]
F1Frank #1
Hey Timothy, Why don't you come to our place on the weekend?
F2Frank #2
You can ride bikes with Us.
F1Frank #1 and Frank #2
Yeah!
Sure, I'll ask my parents.
[Timothy sees Horace and Morris doing ramp tricks on their bicycles]
Doris
Mrs. Jenkins, Frank and Frank are telling scary stories.
Lots of people tell stories about the Abominable Snowman, Doris. They even have different names for him, like Bigfoot and Yeti and Sasquatch.
But they're just stories. There's nothing to worry about.
Doris
See?
Doris
They're building a tree fort, for boys only!
Boys only?! [gasps] That's not fair!
Doris
Mrs. Jenkins!
Doris
The boys are building a tree fort, and they say it's for boys only.
Oh. Well, at Hilltop School, we let everyone play.
Doris
That's what I thought.
We can play without the boys. We'll start our own club.
YGYoko, Grace, Nora and Doris
Girls are smart, girls are fun. Hilltop Girls are number one!
TCTimothy, Charles, Claude, Fritz, Frank #1 and Frank #2
We're the Boys of Hilltop School. We're the boys, and we rule!
[Before finding out that Ms. Appleberry is the substitute for Mrs. Jenkins.]
[wants to know why Ms. Appleberry who is Mrs. Jenkins's student teacher is here] Are we going to the (Science) Museum?
[Yoko has mentioned the science museum which references the "Scary Monsters" episode, the first half of the eighth episode of Season 1 and the TV series "Scary Monsters / Lifesaver Lilly".]
Doris
Is it Game Day?
[Ms. Appleberry tells Doris about what really is happening today. But it's not a field trip to the museum nor Game Day. That is, even though Yoko thinks it is a field trip to the Science Museum while Doris thinks it is "Game Day". See in quote.]
[to Yoko and Doris] It's none of those things.
[She turns to the class about the real answer about why she is here.]
(I'm Ms. Appleberry.) I'm your substitute teacher today.
[Cut to Timothy and Yoko near the front doors. Timothy and Yoko are shocked to hear that. Then the scene cuts back to Ms. Appleberry.]
[to the class] Come on inside and I can explain.
What is Fritz doing? When you want someone to feel better, you make them a "get well soon" card. Not worms!
Doris
Maybe Fritz doesn't know that.
[At Fritz's bye-now party]
[off-screen] All ears, children. [a present box sits on the table] Fritz, each of your friends has brought you something that you take with you to your new home.
[The Franks went to Fritz]
F1Frank #1
Here's a can of franks and beans so you won't forget us.
[Fritz holds a can of franks and beans]
F2Frank #2
Yeah, we were going to give you two cans, but uh...
F1Frank #1
We kinda ate the other one.
[Fritz puts the can into the box. Nora went to Fritz]
I made you a talking tube, So if you ever start missing me you can... JUST USE THIS!!
[Fritz put it in the box]
[clears her throat] "Goodbye Fritz, A poem by Grace. "Here at Hilltop School, we saw you everyday. So we'll never forget you, even you move away." [gives Fritz the poem] Bye Bye!
[Fritz puts the poem in the box]
This is from my cherry tree.
Put it in water as soon as you get to your new home.
[Yoko walks away from Fritz]
[Lilly shows Fritz the ribbon]
It's a ribbon. To tie around your finger So you won't forget me. [ties the ribbon on Fritz's finger]
I'll never forget you, Lilly.
[Lilly walks away. Doris show Fritz her painting]
Doris
I painted it just for you.
[Doris smiles and gives Fritz the painting. Charles holds a jar full of leaves]
This is for you, Fritz. You can keep bugs in it at your new house.
Wow, That's great. Thanks, Charles.
Here, It's a precise picture that I drew Hilltop school.
Thanks, Claude. It I'll help me remember all of you.
[Fritz puts the jar and the picture into the box]
[Fritz opens the wrapper and the box. It's Timothy's shell]
But Timothy, it's your favorite shell.
I know. I want you to have it.
Doris
Hello, Lilly.
Doris
Did you forget anything? Hmm?
Doris
Think a little bit harder.
[thinks she forgot something] Hmm...
[Doris knows that Lilly had forgot to deliver her invitation]
Yes, I did forget something.
Doris
I thought so.
I have to give Mrs. Jenkins her invitation. [runs to the school building so she can give the invitation to Mrs. Jenkins] Thanks, Doris.
You are trying really hard to be a good friend, Doris.
Doris
Lilly doesn't know that.
Doris
Lilly, want to trade lunches?
Doris
You're welcome, Lilly.
Doris
Ham and cheese and lettuce and tomato.
Mmm, I like ham and cheese and lettuce and tomato.
[Lilly takes a cottage cheese sandwich out of her lunchbox.]
I have a cottage cheese sandwich.
[Doris sees the cottage cheese sandwich.]
Doris
Cottage cheese. Yum.
[Doris and Lilly trade sandwiches.]
Doris
[about to eat the cottage cheese sandwich] Mmm.
[Doris on-screen tries to take a bite from the sandwich. Lilly off-screen takes one bite of the sandwich, finds mustard --hot mustard-- on it, and throws the sandwich which had mustard.]
[Lilly --after saying this-- sticks out her tongue in disgust.]
[Indeed, Lilly nearly gets sick from tasting the mustard on the sandwich --which had meat, cheese, lettuce, and tomato-- and --because mustard is spicy-- it burns her tongue.]
[Lilly hates mustard on sandwiches. Then she --after she finishes spitting-- washes it --the spicy taste from the mustard-- down with a glass of water.]
[calls Timothy] TIMOTHY...!? I NEED YOUR HELP (WITH THE TEETER TOTTER)! MY END IS NOT GOING DOWN!
[calls Timothy] BUT I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP!
[Timothy stops playing ball with the Franks and runs to Nora who is playing on the teeter totter with Doris.]
Doris
Hop on, Timothy.
[Timothy goes on to Nora's end on the teeter totter and rides with her. He sits behind Nora's back and hugs Nora.]
Thanks, Timothy. You are the greatest.
Doris
This is way more fun.
I can ride the teeter totter all day. What about you, Timothy?
[Timothy is really worn out of Nora bossing him around 24 hours a day and always wanting him to be her "servant". In fact, he thinks about being released from this challenge after he does this --that being the teeter totter-- for Nora.]
[hugging Nora] Yeah. All day.
[Timothy hugs Nora as he is helping her ride the teeter totter.]
Is there something wrong, Nora?
Doris
Ooh, I hope he doesn't come near me!
[The Franks had found a Saturn sticker on the floor]
F1Frank #1
Hey, look what I found.
[Frank #2 looks at the Saturn sticker. Frank #1 decided to put the sticker on the back of Claude's head]
F2Frank #2
What are you doing, Frank?
[Frank #1 tiptoes and puts the Saturn sticker on Claude's back head. Claude turns and sees the Franks giggling]
What's so funny? [Charles, Nora and Doris laugh at Claude too] What?!
Doris
Frank put Saturn on the back of your head. [giggles]
Saturn? (What are you talking about?)
[Claude turns around and can't find the Saturn sticker. Doris, Charles and Nora laugh at him again until Claude takes off the Saturn sticker]
[to the Franks; angrily] Very funny.
[The Franks put two pipe cleaner caterpillars on Doris' head]
F1Frank #1
Did you see that, Frank?
F2Frank #2
It looks like a caterpillar.
F1Frank #1
It looks like two caterpillars.
Doris
[gasps] Caterpillar?! (What caterpillars?) WHERE?!
F1Frank #1
[off-screen] They're not on the ground.
[The Franks snicker as Doris looks for the pipe cleaner caterpillars]
Doris
WHERE ARE THEY?!
F1Frank #1 and Frank #2
[laughing] On your head!
[Doris looks up and freaks out]
Doris
I'D HATE CREEPY CRAWLIES!!
[The Franks laugh so hard as Doris gets the pipe cleaner caterpillars out of her head]
F1Frank #1
[laughing] They're not real caterpillars.
F2Frank #2
[laughing] They are the pipe cleaner caterpillars.
Doris
[angrily] You (almost) scared me!
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