Think of time as a section of rope. As Earth moves forward through time, more rope is formed. Recently it was discovered that as time grew older, it began to decay, or “unravel,” as it were, and this disintegration of the past begins to create disastrous results in our future. Let’s say that because of this instability in the past, the dodo bird never becomes extinct, and because of this, a young Henry Ford is attacked by one of these filthy creatures. He is so traumatized by the experience that he never invents the auto assembly line, or the Model T. Without this primitive automobile as a jumping-off point, we in the future are suddenly without our fancy solar-powered hover cars. That’s why we have to constantly repair the past and keep our future strong.
Voiced by Mark Hamill
Time Squad · 24 quotes
Most-quoted character in Time Squad: in 12 of its 24 quotes
Most scenes with: Tuddrussel (5), Otto (3)
Lines by Larry 2
LarryI don't remember wearing a tutu! At least, I don't think I did...
Scenes with Larry 10
[Larry has been downgraded so he serves nothing but burgers]
LarryBurger.
Ugh. Another one of those and I'm gonna puke.
LarryBurger.
Don't you got anything else?
LarryNegative. Burger.
Larry, why are you going along with this?
Sorry, Otto, but as you know, I was originally designed to assist kings and diplomats. Now that Rome has achieved its full potential, and Tuddrussel has become so popular, I'm finally able to fulfill my true destiny: as the doting lackey of a great leader.
Et tu, Larry? Et tu?
[pause] Caesar! Caesar!
Hey, look! We're going to meet the Earl of Sandwich. He invented one of the most popular foods of all time.
The donut?
Larry[sarcastic] Yes, a man named Sandwich invented the donut.
Well, I hope he invented more than one, 'cause I'm starved.
Larry[sobs upon seeing the destroyed Statue of Liberty] You maniacs! You blew it all up!
Sheesh, Larry, I never seen you take anything so hard.
LarryHey, you're right. Oh, here's the problem. My emotion regulator was set on compassion. How embarrassing.
This is a mad house!... A MAD HOUSE!
LarryYa' finished?
Pretty much...
But these sweet babies are going to get me the respect I have always deserved.
LarryI respect you, buddy. [He giggles and kisses Pasteur]
Well, mission accomplished. It took some doing, but we talked Karl Marx out of building the world's largest igloo and back to writing the Communist Manifesto.
Yes, once you kicked him in the belly.
Hey, if you're gonna make an omelet, you gotta break a few eggs.
That's it, no more Mr. Nice Tuddrussel.
[Sarcastically] Oooh, I'm soo scared!
Well you should be, maestro, when I tell everyone what a lousy artist you are.
[sarcastically] That really hurts. [Facing Tuddrussel with anger] Especially coming from a man who sleeps with a nightlight and a teddy bear!
[Crowd begins howling with laughter, while Tuddrussel is angered]
Hey, you leave Mr. Binky out of this!
[The crowd continues howling with laughter.]
So, they say dogs, man's best friend, but when you have a friend who goes on the sofa, who needs enemies. You know it's real bad.
[The crowd ignores Montezuma, enticed in the insult match between Larry and Tuddrussel.]
What about the time I caught you putting on make up?
That isn't as bad as the time you were having a drink and got your head stuck in the toilet.
[The crowd continues howling in laughter as Tuddrussel grows furious with Larry]
[nervous knowing Larry and Tuddrussel are serious competition in their insult match] And how about those relationships. It's like men are from Chalpauche and women are from Yakipipi.
I checked your Blue Book value, Larry, and it said you were worthless.
I tried to check your I.Q., but numbers don't go that low.
[The crowd continues howling with laughter as Tuddrussel grows more furious with Larry]
Anyone out there from Yakipipi?!
You're mother's a blimp.
You're mother's a shaved ape.
[Everyone including the host erupts in laughter as Larry and Tuddrussel fight. Otto is overjoyed.]
They're laughing. They're really laughing.
They sure are kid. These guys are killin'!
Yeah, each other
[Tuddrussel is attacking Larry as the host walks up to the stage with the trophy in hand.]
The winners, come up here you two.
[The crowd cheers as Tuddrussel and Larry are confused at first, but then understands they've won the Amateur night Comedy Contest in Casa de Ha-Ha and runs up the stage to accept the award.]
Montezuma is good, but you guys are comedy gold.
[Larry is making a roast turkey for Buck. He is oddly giddy and chipper. Otto comes in and witnesses the scene]
Uh, don't take this the wrong way, but why are you being so nice to Tuddrussel? Making his favorite meals, cleaning his phasers, fumigating his underwear?
LarryWell, Otto, as you know, I'm programmed to be a humble housekeeper and a delightful companion. So, recently, I decided, 'Why fight it?' Well, sure, he's a stupid, repugnant, arrogant, smelly, ignorant, selfish, insulting man child.
[Larry puts a cherry on top of the gravy-smothered turkey, which promptly sinks]
LarryBut he's my stupid, repugnant, arrogant, smelly, ignorant, selfish, insulting man child!
[Otto shoots Larry a confused and suspicious look]
LarryOh, you'll understand when you're older.
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