Otto quotes from Time Squad

Otto

Excuse me, Mr. Confucius? [Confucius screams and hides upon seeing Tuddrussel, who beat him up earlier] You think you could shorten your books down to little catchy phrases?

Sure, Confucius do anything you say. Just don't hurt.

Otto

Larry, why are you going along with this?

Sorry, Otto, but as you know, I was originally designed to assist kings and diplomats. Now that Rome has achieved its full potential, and Tuddrussel has become so popular, I'm finally able to fulfill my true destiny: as the doting lackey of a great leader.

That music...so smooth, so beautiful!

Otto

It's the 9th Symphony in D minor! You wrote it! Or, you'll write it someday, or something like that!

[holds up a dollar bill with a barbecue sauce stain] It's all here on the $20 bill, man! You see here near the White House next to the bushes? An alien saucer!

Otto

What?! That's barbecue sauce!

Otto

Hey, look! We're going to meet the Earl of Sandwich. He invented one of the most popular foods of all time.

Tuddrussel

The donut?

Larry

[sarcastic] Yes, a man named Sandwich invented the donut.

Tuddrussel

Well, I hope he invented more than one, 'cause I'm starved.

Otto

Let me hear that Time Squad motto.

Tuddrussel

Ensuring the pat to protect our farmers.

Otto

Close enough.

Otto

Uh, don't take this the wrong way, but why are you being so nice to Tuddrussel? Making his favorite meals, cleaning his phasers, fumigating his underwear?

Larry

Well, Otto, as you know, I'm programmed to be a humble housekeeper and a delightful companion. So, recently, I decided, 'Why fight it?' Well, sure, he's a stupid, repugnant, arrogant, smelly, ignorant, selfish, insulting man child.

Larry

But he's my stupid, repugnant, arrogant, smelly, ignorant, selfish, insulting man child!

Larry

Oh, you'll understand when you're older.