That's it, no more Mr. Nice Tuddrussel.
[Sarcastically] Oooh, I'm soo scared!
Well you should be, maestro, when I tell everyone what a lousy artist you are.
[sarcastically] That really hurts. [Facing Tuddrussel with anger] Especially coming from a man who sleeps with a nightlight and a teddy bear!
[Crowd begins howling with laughter, while Tuddrussel is angered]
Hey, you leave Mr. Binky out of this!
[The crowd continues howling with laughter.]
So, they say dogs, man's best friend, but when you have a friend who goes on the sofa, who needs enemies. You know it's real bad.
[The crowd ignores Montezuma, enticed in the insult match between Larry and Tuddrussel.]
What about the time I caught you putting on make up?
That isn't as bad as the time you were having a drink and got your head stuck in the toilet.
[The crowd continues howling in laughter as Tuddrussel grows furious with Larry]
[nervous knowing Larry and Tuddrussel are serious competition in their insult match] And how about those relationships. It's like men are from Chalpauche and women are from Yakipipi.
I checked your Blue Book value, Larry, and it said you were worthless.
I tried to check your I.Q., but numbers don't go that low.
[The crowd continues howling with laughter as Tuddrussel grows more furious with Larry]
Anyone out there from Yakipipi?!
You're mother's a blimp.
You're mother's a shaved ape.
[Everyone including the host erupts in laughter as Larry and Tuddrussel fight. Otto is overjoyed.]
They're laughing. They're really laughing.
They sure are kid. These guys are killin'!
Yeah, each other
[Tuddrussel is attacking Larry as the host walks up to the stage with the trophy in hand.]
The winners, come up here you two.
[The crowd cheers as Tuddrussel and Larry are confused at first, but then understands they've won the Amateur night Comedy Contest in Casa de Ha-Ha and runs up the stage to accept the award.]
Montezuma is good, but you guys are comedy gold.
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