Thomas & Friends Season 2 quotes

[to the bigger engines, who are whistling impatiently] Stop that noise!

They won't let us in!

Duck, explain this behavior.

Beg pardon, Sir, but I'm a Great Western Engine. We do our work without fuss. But begging your pardon, Sir, Percy and I would be glad if you would inform these engines that we only take orders from you.

SILENCE! Percy and Duck, I'm pleased with your work today, but not with your behavior tonight. You have caused a disturbance. [to the big engines] As for you, you've been worse! You made the disturbance! Duck is quite right. This is my railway, and I give the orders!

Hello. Who are you?

I'm Harold. Who are you?

I'm Percy. What whirly great arms you've got!

They're nice arms. I can hover like a bird. Don't you wish you could hover?

Certainly not. I like my rails, thank you.

I think railways are slow. They're not much use, and quite out of date.

He whirled his arms and buzzed away. Percy found Toby at the top station.

I say, Toby, that Harold, that stuck-up whirlybird thing, says I'm slow and out of date! Just let him wait! I'll show him!

Listen, boys. Here's a song for Percy. [singing] Said Harold Helicopter to our Percy, You are slow! / Your railway is out of date and not much use you know! / But Percy with his stone trucks did the trip in record time / And we beat the helicopter on our old branch line!

[about Duck] Such nice manners. It really is a pleasure to go out with him.

[after Thomas has finally stopped] Think nothing of it. Glad to be of service. Anytime.

Phew! We must never let this happen again, Thomas.

Wearily, Thomas agreed with him.

[to the engines beside Percy] What are you engines doing here?! This shed is for the Fat Controller's engines. Go away! [to himself] Silly things.

They're not silly!

They are silly, and so are you. [mocks] "Water's nothing to an engine with determination." Ha!

Anyway, I'm not afraid of water. I like it!

He ran off to the harbor singing.

[singing] Once an engine attached to a train

No one ever lets me forget the time I wouldn't come out of the tunnel in case the rain spoiled my paint.

[about to take Percy to the works] Well, well, well. Did you like the water?

No!

I am surprised. You need more determination, Percy. Water's nothing to an engine with determination, you know. Perhaps you will like it better next time.

Percy is quite determined that there won't be a "next time".

[groan while Diesel tries pulling them] We can't! We won't!

[singing at Diesel] Trucks are waiting in the yard, tackling them with ease'll

Shut up! [bumps the noisy trucks hard] I'm sorry our trucks were rude to you, Diesel.

Diesel was still furious.

It's all your fault. You made them laugh at me.

Nonsense. Duck would never do that. We engines have our differences but we never talk about them to the trucks. That would be dis-dis...

Disgraceful!

Disgusting!

Despicable!

[let off a lot of steam] WHOOSH!

Keep out!

Stop fooling! I'm tired!

So are we. We're tired of you. We like Diesel. We don't like you. You tell tales about us to the trucks.

I don't!

You do!

I don't!

You DO!

The Fat Controller came to stop the noise.

Duck called me a galloping sausage!

Rusty red scrap iron!

I'm old square wheels!

Well, Duck?

Duck considered.

I only wish, Sir, that I thought of those names myself. If the dome fits...!

He made trucks laugh at us.

The Fat Director recovered. He'd been trying not to laugh himself.

Did you, Duck?

Certainly not, Sir. No steam engine would be as mean as that.

Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah! We've broken away! We've broken away! Chase him! Bump him! Throw him off the rails!

[after crashing into the barber shop] Beg pardon, sir. Excuse my intrusion.

No, I won't. You frightened my customers. I'll teach you!

And he lathered Duck's face all over. Poor Duck. Thomas was helping to pull the trucks away when the Fat Controller arrived.

I do not like engines popping through my walls!

I appreciate your feeling, but you must know that this engine and his crew have prevented a serious accident. It was a very close shave.

Oh. Oh, excuse me!

He filled a basin of water to wash Duck's face.

I'm sorry. I didn't know you were being a brave engine.

That's all right, sir. I didn't know that, either.

You were very brave, indeed. I'm proud of you!

Time's time. Why should I keep my passengers waiting while Henry and James dawdle about all day on viaducts?

Don't blame me. If we hurried across the viaduct, it might collapse, and then, you'd have no passengers at all. What would you do then?

Run my train on time, for one thing.

What's the matter? You should be at the station now. You're late.

I feel dreadful. All upset inside! And driver says he can't make me better. Thank goodness you're late, too. Can you take my passengers, please? They'll never get home, otherwise.

Of course.