Sir Topham Hatt quotes from Thomas & Friends

Please, sir. We can't stay long. The children mustn't be late for the party.

Oh, party, schmarty, Thomas. We have plenty of time! You worry too much!

My hat!

My hat!

My hat!

All the Hatts are hatless.

Thomas, what are you doing?!

Percy, what is making that music?

It's the calliope, Sir. We were told to take it to the Smelter's Yard, but I got it to work!

Well done, Percy! I am very proud of you! You have saved an important piece of Sodor's history.

Well done, Whiff! All the tracks were clear! You have been a Really Useful Engine!

And a grand one!

Leave us alone, you abominable...!

Sir?! But you're not the abominable snowman!

Of course I'm not!

No. You're the Abominable Controller!

Oh.

Where have you been?! You missed our luncheon!

Uh, sorry, Mother. I ran into a bit of trouble in the snow.

Oh, Henry, you really are a very brave engine. Were you protecting Spencer from the abominable snowman? [laughs]

Thomas and James, I am giving you both a yellow card!

A yellow card? What does that mean, Sir?

It is a warning. I asked you to work together today, but instead, you competed against one another. One more mistake today, and it's a red card for both of you! In a game of soccer, a red card means you're sent off. You're out of the game.

We don't wanna be "out of the game", Sir.

Quite. After the match, you must work together to take everyone home, regardless of what side they are on, red or blue.

Or green! [laughs]

Bulgy!? But... I thought you'd been turned into a hen house.

Well, only for a while, then I was a mobile vegetable stand. And now I am back in service! [laughs] And if you don't mind my saying so, we'd all be better off if everyone simply used roads instead of railways.

Now, now, Bulgy. Don't go getting all anti-rail again, or I might find some chickens who need a place to live.

[nervously] Yes, Sir. Sorry, Sir.

Are you okay, James?

I think so. How's my paint looking? I'm really in trouble now.

You can say that again, James.

Spencer! Explain yourself at once!

Thomas and Phillip must've got our coaches mixed up, sir!

Is that what happened, Gordon?

Yes, Sir. But it wouldn't have happened if Spencer hadn't been at my platform!

Well, you told me that special engines always leave from platform 1!

Well, I may have given him that impression, Sir, but I didn't...

Oh, enough excuses. You are both to blame. Your arguments and racing have caused confusion and delay. And you brought the express passengers here where they didn't want to go!

Sorry, Sir.

Yes. Sorry, Sir.