Thomas quotes from Thomas & Friends

[about The Fat Controller] Bust my boiler! Where is he, Thomas?

FOUND YOU!

That's not fair!

I'm sorry. Hide again. This time, I won't trick you.

All the engines wanted this job.

The Fat Controller chose me to take the brand-new bandstand, and I'm ready to go. I'll be first at the Sodor Show!

I'll deliver The Fat Controller's car to the show before you!

Pah! [leaves]

Hurry up, Rocky!

I must be careful, and you must wait.

[after seeing the car in the haystack] Oh, no!

I told you I'd get to the Sodor Show first.

Bust my boiler! You've broken down, Thomas!

No, I haven't.

You must've done. Otherwise you wouldn't be at the fitter's yard. What a shame you're not a smart and useful engine like me!

STOP!

Bust my boiler! I said you were a broken down little engine!

I am! So I need your help. Can you take the children to their concert?

The problem with working with steamies is that they are much too stinky!

And Thomas is the most stinky steamie ever!

It's not steamies who are stinky! It's the diesels!

Pee-you! You really are the stinkiest steam engine on Sodor, Thomas!

Thomas has brought the stinky cheese!

Well done, Thomas! Sodor Cheese is famous for being really stinky, and this is the most stinky cheese I have ever smelled! You are a really useful engine!

Thank you, sir!

Now go to the washdown.

Diesel, 'Arry and Bert. Now you can shunt the stinky cheese!

Oh, no!

Pe-uuu! What a stink!

Where's my train?

Bust my buffers!

Hank looks as strong as a giant.

I'm sure he isn't stronger than a Sodor engine.

Now, Thomas, I have three jobs for you. First, you must take new machines from the docks to the factory. Then, you are to pick up stone from the quarry and deliver it to the shunting yard. And lastly, you must pick up an old tractor from Farmer McColl's and take it to the repair yard.

Yes, sir.

And you must take Hank with you. Hank must see the important sights of Sodor. Be back by teatime for Hank's welcome party at Knapford.

[buffers up to the machine cars as Hank puffs alongside him] Hello!

[cheerfully] Howdy, Thomas! Now you look like one of the finest little engines I've ever seen.

I'm sorry, sir. I was–

You are causing confusion and delay! The Duke and Duchess have no wood, straw bales, or eggs. Now I see you have them all here. Cranky is broken and you, Thomas, think it's a good time to try being a bird!

Please, sir. We can't stay long. The children mustn't be late for the party.

Oh, party, schmarty, Thomas. We have plenty of time! You worry too much!

Here I come! Splish… Splash… SPLOSH!

Thomas!

I was trying to find you a welcome present, Hiro. Something special from Sodor, but I couldn't find anything. I'm sorry.

Thomas, my friend. You must not worry. My welcome present is right here - being here with my friends is the biggest present of all, and the most special present from Sodor, there is nothing more special!

Scruff, it's Gordon here. Would you like to see my express carriages? They're the grandest on the island!

Thank you, Gordon. I don't think Scruff wants to see your Express.

Oh, the indignity!

Shake, shake! Make me quake!

Make me quake until I shake!