This Movie Sucks! Season 1 quotes

And he falls in zero gravity.

Oh no, a direct hit. Is Starman dead? Is Starman alive? Is Starman both alive and dead until someone opens the box?

Yamanaka's daughter and lab assistant find that the effects of the "thought eradicator" have faded, which means that it was never a "thought eradicator" in the first place, since eradication is not temporary. Clearly these aliens need a dictionary.

Why is everybody running? Was no one at their post?

In the penultimate chapter of Attack from Space... sorry, chapter seven. I shouldn't use such big words since watching this movie has likely lowered your IQ by ten points.

So he lets the girl get taken away while the boy and man get safely into the rocket ship.

This might be a good time to point out that Japanese culture values boys over girls.

What the hell, he's shooting people?

Maybe he got tired of pushing the same guys away over and over and over.

Well, Starman finally cracks a smile... when he starts killing people.

Now begins the longest combat scene in the history of cinema.

Its a bit tedious, lets speed it up... Hey, now its like Benny Hill, but homicidal.

Why are they shooting him one at a time?

There gentlemanly.

Dumbest... aliens... ever! There is no way these guys were smart enough to make a spaceship, I think they found a rocket ship and a copy of Mein Kampf.

Starman has finally got off his ass and shown up to save the Yamanaka's from the firing squad, beginning one of the longest and pointless scenes of hand-to-hand combat in the history of cinema. In the mele the girl is recaptured by the bad guys, while the men folk get away and prepare to launch themselves on the spaceship home. Generic scientist boy won't leave the daughter behind, but Yamanaka is clearly thinking about how much money he will save on having to pay for a wedding. Meanwhile, old stone-faced Starman finally shows some emotion. Unfortunately, the emotion is psychotic glee as he takes great pleasure in stealing guns and shooting people. Of course, he still has time to strike a pose, lucky for him the idiot aliens only shoot one at a time. Will Starman wet himself with joy at the slaughter, and why the hell haven't you changed the damn channel? This movie is a piece of crap.

When are they going to notice they outnumber her?

That would require counting.

Well, might as well lay back and enjoy the carnage.

What are you bugging me for? Your the one who set the auto-launch!