Yokas (to Bosco): Nobody should say anything about your little Anti-Crime girlfriend! (pauses) Oh, my God.
Bosco: What? What?
Yokas: Oh, my God. She's the girlfriend.
Bosco: No.
Yokas: You're lying.
Bosco: I wouldn't lie.
Yokas: You already lied.
Third Watch · Season 4
Yokas (to Bosco): Nobody should say anything about your little Anti-Crime girlfriend! (pauses) Oh, my God.
Bosco: What? What?
Yokas: Oh, my God. She's the girlfriend.
Bosco: No.
Yokas: You're lying.
Bosco: I wouldn't lie.
Yokas: You already lied.
Carlos: What is this woman, a track star? How'd she get away so fast?
Davis (to Kim): I got the wind knocked out of me, that's all.
Kim: Falling four flights will do that to you, superboy.
Proctor (to Davis): Try not to fall off anymore buildings on your way out of here.
Davis: Yes ma'am.
Carlos: Drive-thru plumbing supply store. I don't know if that idea's gonna catch on.
DK: Can this day get anymore exciting?
[a car crashes into a building]
Jimmy: Apparently it can.
Sully (to Davis): Your old man, he said I was pushing this guy into a corner he couldn't get out of and it wasn't smart. But seeing as how he was supporting two families and stealing every dollar he could get his hands on, I didn't think he was a good person to take advice from!
Sully: I'm not worth this.
Davis: Why not? You tell me why not.
Sully: The bullet that killed your father was meant for me.
Davis (to Sully): You are not responsible for me. I knew damn good and well what I was doing when I walked into that restaurant. And what, because of you I got shot? Please, I'm smarter than that.
Sully: It was me.
Davis: No, it was me! And Tatiana died when they killed her son. Had nothing to do with you. Her life caught up with her. And my dad…was a grown man, and he was standing next to you in that park for the same reason I'm standing here right now.
(When Aaron Noble is bleeding from a stab wound)
Kim: How's your breathing?
Aaron Noble: Pretty good, pretty good, yours?
Kim: You lose consciousness at all?
Aaron Noble: Well, once in the 60s. But, ah well, it was the 60s.
Kim (to Aaron): Why would you leave if you were hurt?
Aaron Noble: I don't know. I get frequent bleeder miles at another hospital.
Kim: Great, more jokes.
Kim (to Doc): How come we never get the overturned armored car jobs?
Doc: Because we're lucky.
Kim: Yeah, it would be hard not to accidentally let a few bucks fall into our med bag.
Doc: That's why we're lucky.
Yokas (to Swersky) We got it, sir.
Bosco (to Swersky, sarcastically) We got it sir. (to Yokas) Kiss up.
Yokas: Shut up!
Faith: You're a little boy, Bosco. You're a selfish little boy. I used to feel sorry for you, but now I just want you the hell away from me.
Bosco: Well, why not? That's the way you handle people. Keep them at a distance as soon as they become a problem.
Bosco: Oh, this world would be such a better place without people.
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