Third Watch Season 4 quotes

Cruz (about Vernon): Here's what he's gonna do. He's gonna take his beating, he's gonna collect his million dollar settlement the city gives him, while they take your entire future away.

Bosco: I can live with that.

Carlos: My first day I was a half an hour early.

Kim: Yeah, and the fire guys made you stand right over there for the 30 minutes until we got here.

Carlos: No, no. It was more like over there.

Yokas: In extreme situations, Emily, you have to use your gun.

Emily: Like Cameron?

Yokas: Like who?

Emily: The bank robber.

Yokas: Yeah, I know who he is. I didn't know that you referred to him by his first name.

Yokas: I think a daughter asking her mother how many people she's killed is unnatural.

Daryl: Look, I am a very sick man.

Yokas: And a bad actor.

Daryl: She pushed me.

Doc: Yeah, yeah.

Yokas: He hit his head fleeing a burglary.

Bosco: While he was robbing an old lady who was actually nice to him.

Daryl: Yeah and now my head hurts and I think I might have brain trauma.

Doc: You have any pain anywhere else?

Yokas: He's gonna if he keeps blaming me!

Yokas (to Daryl): Do you realize that we are authorized to shoot a fleeing prisoner?

Daryl: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. I lost my senses.

Yokas: It doesn't even matter what they were originally arrested for!

Daryl: I'd put my hands up see, but…but I can't. I surrender.

Bosco: If you make another request for medical treatment, you'll be eating Jell-O out of a straw for two weeks.

Doc: Call me "Doc."

Yvette: Guess you can call me "dumb-ass rookie."

Prosecutor (about Carlos): This is a serious offense against a minor. He grabbed her breast while he was treating her.

Carlos: No, that's not... I was putting a sling on her arm.

Defense Attorney (to Carlos): Shut up.

Carlos: Okay, who are you again?

Gail the Union Rep. (to Carlos): Have you ever dated a patient? More specifically, did you have sex with a patient under your care and impregnate her?

Carlos: We had a consensual kind of relationship.

Gail: When she complained to the department did you state that this young woman was "nuttier than a damn fruitcake" and that when she came to at the accident scene, the day you met and subsequently had sex with her, that she thought you were her guardian angel sent from heaven. So this consensual relationship was, by your own statements, with a mentally disturbed woman?

Bosco (to Yokas): A domestic?

Yokas: Ah, definitely not one of my favorite things.

Bosco (to Claire about the lamp that had flew out of the window and hit the car): This doesn't match anything in my place.

Carlos (to Doc): Didn't I tell you? Everyone who works with her gets screwed somehow.

Kim: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Carlos: If this is about us not working out, I'm sorry.

Kim: "Us"?

Carlos: Let's not pretend that we didn't have a romantic history. If that's why you're not backing here then I'm sorry, you've got some problems.

Kim: You're delusional, Carlos. You can't even pass a woman without making some juvenile creepy comment. If you "accidentally" ever touched any part of my body, I'd want to be boiled.

Carlos: No, I'm not going to let some crazy bitch ruin my life.

Kim: You talking about me or that girl?

Carlos: Take your pick.

D.K.: I'm no one's tart du jour, baby.

Carlos: [to Davis]: How many of our brethren you think aren't answering their phones?

Davis: I'm gonna say most of them.

Carlos: Wait a minute, why are we again?

Davis: Because unlike them we are responsible city employees who are idiots and didn't know there was a storm coming.