Bosco (to a prisoner): You're pissing me off. Walk faster or I'll put my foot up your ass.
S3 E20Unleashed
Susan: Chloe, you need to get back into rehab.
Chloe: What? It was some crazy guy. A crazy guy kidnapped her.
Susan: Yeah, from outside a drug house.
Chloe: It was a slip. It's not gonna happen again.
Susan: Well, Joe said that you've had more than one slip.
Chloe: Oh, so you're gonna listen to that son of a bitch.
Susan: You need to get into a residential program.
Chloe: He has a girlfriend, the bastard tell you that, huh?
Susan: I will take Suzy to Chicago until you get out.
Chloe: I'm fine!
Susan: Chloe, addiction is a disease. You are sick.
Chloe: Oh, my god! I am not sick! This was not my fault! I'm fine! We're both fine! Hey, doctor, guess what? We don't need you. Go home. Just go home. (walks off)
Faith (walks up): She's a piece of work, huh? She's lucky to have you. They both are.
Susan: Thank you for finding her.
Faith: It's our job.
S3 E21Two Hundred and Thirty-Three Days
Kim (to Taylor): You know, I never met your dad, but from what I hear, he was a hell of a guy.
Faith: The criminal justice system is really screwed up.
Bosco: You just figured that out?
Faith: I mean, a judge says a few wrong words and this bastard's back out on the street.
Bosco: We could shoot him. Dump 'em in the river. Nobody would miss him.
Faith: Some days I really feel like we're wasting our time out here.
Bosco: Some days.
Faith: I mean O.J slaughters two people and he's playin' golf in Florida.
Bosco: Found innocent by a jury of his peers. (about Frisker) So, what's the plan? We gonna follow him around for a little while, hope he does something stupid?
Faith: Oh, he's gonna do something stupid. This idiot crawled up out of the primordial ooze of the shallow end of the gene pool. Lawyers-- they all think it's a game. You know, everything in the abstract. Some judge upstate reviewing jury instructions? I mean, it's just words on a page, you know? He didn't have to walk into that apartment and see the scared look on that old woman's face duct taped to her bed.
Uncle Mike: Should just leave that big, ugly assed hole so people remember.
Davis (as Sully is asking around about Tatiana outside of a club): You look like a cop. A cop or a pervert.
Beth (at the funeral): I have prayed for this day, and I have dreaded this day. I didn't want him left there. And I thank God.
Carlos (to Taylor): Well, it's good that they found him, right?
Taylor: Everyone else seems to think so. I'm not so sure. You know, I was hoping it would end this whole limbo thing, but I don't know. I knew my dad dead. But somehow it just.
S3 E22Blackout
Sully (to Davis): We're only the law as long as people let us. Enough people wanna commit a crime, there's nothing we can do. There's not enough of us in the world.
Fred: You know this band-aid is gonna hurt like hell comin' off.
Faith: Whatever happened to that big, tough linebacker I used to date in high school?
Fred: In football, no one's rippin' the hair out of your arm.
Faith: Yeah, try getting your bikini line waxed.
Swersky (to Bosco): I meant what I said at roll call today, Boscorelli. Do not agitate anyone out there today, I need you to sensitive to the situation. It's hot. We don't have any power.
Bosco: Roger that.
Swersky: You find your partner?
Bosco: No answer. She's probably caught in traffic or something.
Swersky: Hang around here until you do.
Bosco: Why? Have the desk call me when she gets in.
Swersky: Sensitive!
Bosco: I will be incredibly sympathetic to the plight of the poor citizens of the 55th.
Fred (to Faith): See, this is exactly why I hate going to the doctor.
Faith: Oh, come on, why? 'Cause you get stuck in the elevator?
Fred: Well, if we didn't come here.
Faith: Ugh. (about her cell) I'm not getting a signal on this. They're not gonna know we're gonna be late getting to the house.
Fred: I told you that thing was a waste of money.
Faith:: All right, what is this gonna be, like "I told you so Faith" day?
Fred: Well, I did. You can't get a signal on your phone. The emergency phone's busted, the emergency button doesn't work. What the hell kind of place is this?
Faith: Apparently one with few emergencies.
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