Neil's Father, Vyvyan and others in “Unfinished Business”

Now why couldn't you be in one of those nice situation comedies that your mother likes. Like, uh, what's the thing called...?

Vyvyan

Grange Hill!

Yes! That's the one.

So that's settled. We'll organise a protest against school uniforms!

Great! We can use the banners left over from the last protest we organised, so that racism wouldn't be an issue in this school.

Good idea. I'll get Mucka, Ducka, Trucka and Sucka, and you get Spaz.

But I am Spaz!

Oh. I better get him as well then. Come on!

Oh! Sorry, Mr. Liberal. We were just on our way to...

Now hang on you pair of scruffy tear-aways. Don't you realise that the way you act is influencing millions of children to talk Cockney and be insubordinate?

Oh, come on, sir. We're the only kids in Britain who never say f-

You must be joking! I don't watch that ghastly programme!

I'm sorry, my dear. It was my mistake. I meant The Good Life.

Oh, yes. That's the one.